Bitches Get Stitches Shirt

“Bitches Get Stitches.” Aggressive? Maybe. Responsible pet ownership? Absolutely. This design walks that beautiful line between unhinged dark humor and actual public service announcement. Because sometimes the most chaotic phrase on a shirt is secretly advocating for spaying your dog. A little nod to the legendary Bob Barker - who reminded us for decades to help control the pet population. Consider this our slightly less daytime-television-friendly version of that reminder. Perfect for: • Vet techs with a sense of humor • Rescue workers • Dog lovers who appreciate irony • Anyone who enjoys their comedy sharp and slightly alarming Soft, comfortable, and designed to get double-takes. Wear responsibly. Spay responsibly. This is a parody design and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any individual, estate, network, or organization.

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