'Dead Parents' Badge Tee

For when small talk just isn’t cutting it. Styled like a classic name badge, this darkly funny shirt introduces you and your baggage before anyone even says hi. Equal parts awkward, confront

Public catalog no.: ETSY-4334945988
Department: Clothing
Materials: See the current Etsy listing for material details
Options: Primary color: Black Heather, Cardinal, Dark Grey, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Forest, Heather Mauve, Heather Midnight Navy, Heather Navy, Heather Slate, Heather Team Purple, Steel Blue; Size: 2X, 3X, 4X, 5X, L, M, S, XL, XS
Availability: Available for Acquisition

For when small talk just isn’t cutting it. Styled like a classic name badge, this darkly funny shirt introduces you and your baggage before anyone even says hi. Equal parts awkward, confrontational, and hilarious - because healing is expensive, but sarcasm is free.

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