Office Chaos Couture

You know that moment in a birthday card where someone tries too hard to be quirky - and ends up saying, “Do it, Lady. All of it, at once, all the time”? That’s peak Chit energy right there: socially tone-deaf, obliviously touching, and unintentionally iconic. This shirt captures that beautiful cringe. It’s for the people who deliver unintended performance art via greeting cards. For the awkward best friend whose birthday message is more confusing than touching. For those of us who, in moments of forced creativity, say exactly the wrong thing - but still mean well. Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001, because if you’re going to wear your misfired intentions, at least it should be comfortable. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, soft enough to soothe the awkward. Retail fit, side-seamed, pre-shrunk - it holds up better than your last good idea. Features bold, distressed block lettering that screams

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