Orphan Tee "At Least I’ll Never Disappoint My Parents Again”

There are some perks to being an orphan - like never having to hear, “I’m not mad, just disappointed.” This unapologetically dark humor tee is for those of us collecting trauma like trading

Public catalog no.

ETSY-4334120890

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Clothing

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Primary color: Black Heather, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Clay, Heather Deep Teal, Heather Forest, Heather Midnight Navy, Heather Navy, Heather Olive, Heather Raspberry, Heather Slate, Heather True Royal, Maroon; Size: 2X, 3X, 4X, 5X, L, M, S, XL, XS

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There are some perks to being an orphan - like never having to hear, “I’m not mad, just disappointed.” This unapologetically dark humor tee is for those of us collecting trauma like trading cards. Soft, fitted, and as emotionally supportive as your parents weren’t. Wear it to family gatherings. Or, you know, not. Bella+Canvas 3001 premium softness Printed for lasting sarcasm and side-eye No parents? No problem.

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