Tiny Warp Core Button-Up Shirt

They’re not little accordions. They’re tiny warp cores. And yes - these ones are from the D. If you know, you know. This shirt exists because someone, somewhere, wore pajamas covered in miniature power systems - and the internet immediately agreed that was the correct life choice. So naturally, we made one you can wear in public. This all-over print button-up features a repeating pattern of tiny sci-fi energy cores inspired by one very specific scene that fans instantly recognized and refused to forget. It’s subtle enough for everyday wear, but obvious enough that the right people will absolutely point at you and say, “Wait… are those -” Yes. Yes they are. Perfect for conventions, cruises, summer parties, office Fridays, or quietly asserting dominance in Starfleet-adjacent environments. Product Details All-over print unisex button-up shirt Lightweight, breathable fabric Relaxed fit for c

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