Oregon Water Bottle

Hydration, but make it aggressively Oregonian. This stainless steel water bottle features the kind of energy you only get from people who complain about tourists while standing in line behind them at the coffee shop. Featuring the phrase: “If you’re visiting Oregon, just know, we hate to see you coming but we love to see you go.” Perfect for hikes, road trips, gym sessions, long rainy walks, or silently judging California license plates in parking lots. The insulated stainless steel construction helps keep drinks cold while the straw lid makes it easy to sip your beverage and your regional superiority at the same time. Details: 32 Oz. capacity Stainless steel insulated water bottle Convenient straw lid Keeps drinks cold for hours, or hot; however you swing Durable design for daily use Great for travel, gym, hiking, work, or caffeine dependency Perfect for: Oregon locals PNW lovers Hikers

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