Objects, artifacts
DEPARTMENT / 04 / The Forge
The department for forged-looking forms, dangle plug earrings, and future metal-adjacent evidence.
35 public archive records
"Often mistaken for poisonous. Usually because it's laughing." Nobody has actually proven a Blightcap has cursed anyone. Nobody has proven it hasn't, either. Carved from natural African Bloo
Perfectly geometric. Deeply unnecessary. Exactly the sort of thing we would hang from a pair of stretched ears. These black cube earrings turn a simple shape into something strangely severe.
Minimalist, but make it mildly threatening. The Black Noir Bar Dangle Plug Earrings pair sleek black bars with enough movement to keep things interesting without screaming for attention. Lon
Some symbols are meant to protect you. Others belong to a famously ambitious former celestial employee whose disagreement with upper management became everyone else’s problem. The Black Sigi
Clean lines. Sharp angles. Just enough asymmetry to suggest the geometry may be plotting something. These geometric dangles pair black and silver angular frames in a compact, layered design
A little geometry. A little movement. A little “this probably came out of a portal we absolutely should not have opened.” The Black Vortex Dangle Plug Earrings feature twisted black bar pend
Quietly unassuming until somebody turns on the UV light. These smooth, uniformly shaped pendants abandon subtlety under UV light, glowing bright blue because apparently even the earrings nee
Equal parts strange artifact and radioactive candy, these blue-green dangles look deceptively calm until the ultraviolet light hits. Under UV or blacklight, they flare into a vivid glow that
Clean. Simple. Blue. Sometimes you don’t need to summon an elder god to make a statement. The Blue Noir Bar earrings feature long, straight blue bar dangles with a sleek minimalist shape and
A little twist. A little chaos. A suspicious amount of style hanging from your ears. The Blue Vortex Dangle Plug Earrings feature sleek metallic blue twisted-bar pendants that catch the ligh
Subtlety had its chance. These black brass knuckle dangles bring exactly the sort of energy their shape suggests: compact, confrontational, and entirely uninterested in behaving politely. Th
Some helmets protect heroes. This one looks like it belonged to whatever the heroes were trying to survive. The Doomhelm earrings feature a dark, battle-worn helmet pendant with sweeping hor
"Found wherever dragons insist they absolutely don't have a hoard." Pure coincidence. Probably. Dragoncaps are carved from natural Dragon Bloodstone, pairing deep earthy greens with rich red
Sometimes subtlety is overrated. These Fuck Off Dangle Plug Earrings deliver the message so you don't have to. Each pair features tiny silver-tone letter charms spelling out exactly what you
For boldly going where your questionable decisions have never gone before. These gold Starfleet insignia dangles bring a little interstellar authority to your ears, whether you are commandin
Suspicious little fragments that behave perfectly normally until somebody turns on a blacklight. These smooth stone-shaped pendants ignite with an eerie green glow under UV light, looking li
Memento mori, but make it accessorized. The Grim Grin Skull Dangle Plug Earrings feature polished silver-tone skull pendants hanging from your choice of R² plug base - because apparently reg
Millennium Falcon Dangle Plug Earrings Some people wear tasteful little studs. You are not some people. These Millennium Falcon dangles put one of the galaxy’s most recognizable hunks of jun
Apparently staring death in the face wasn't enough. So we hung it from your ears. The Obsidian Skull Dangle Plug Earrings feature polished black skull pendants dangling from your choice of R
"Glows brightest whenever someone insists magic isn't real." We're sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation. We're choosing not to investigate. Mooncaps are carved from synthetic Opal
Nothing says “thriving” quite like decorating yourself with the skeletal remains of something traditionally associated with death. These Raven Skull Dangle Plug Earrings feature detailed, si
"Said to grow where the last light of day disappears beneath the trees." Which is generally the point where sensible people leave the forest. Nightcaps aren't particularly concerned with sen
"Said to bloom where kindness stubbornly refuses to die." Disgustingly wholesome by R² standards. We'll allow it. Rosecaps are carved from natural Rose Quartz, giving these tiny mushrooms th
Some swords are reforged to save kingdoms. Some get turned into earrings. These Shards of Narsil Inspired Dangle Plug Earrings feature miniature broken sword pendants inspired by one of fant
Some accessories make a statement. These come prepared to make an arrest. Featuring miniature silver handcuffs that actually open and close, these dangles bring a little functional trouble t
Minimalist, but make it mildly threatening. The Silver Noir Bar Dangle Plug Earrings pair a clean silver-tone bar pendant with the kind of movement that makes simple geometry look considerab
Some symbols are meant to be understood. Others are meant to make the person across the room wonder whether they should compliment your earrings or quietly reconsider every decision that led
Some people explore strange new worlds. Some people boldly go where no one has gone before. You chose to hang the entire mission statement from your ears. These silver Starfleet-inspired ins
A little industrial. A little hypnotic. Just enough “stare at it too long and lose track of the conversation.” The Silver Vortex Dangle Plug Earrings feature twisted silver-tone bar pendants
Somewhere between a death’s-head moth and the remains of something that flew a little too close to the void, the Skullmoth earrings are delicate, eerie, and just unsettling enough. Each pend
"Legends say Mistcaps only appear to travelers who've already taken a wrong turn... and decided to keep going anyway." Honestly, those are usually the more interesting travelers. Mistcaps ar
Some earrings make a statement. These make a statement and carry the evidence. The Stash-a-Smoke Earrings feature functional stainless steel tubes with threaded end caps and enough interior
Sight beyond sight, now available for your ears. These Sword of Omens inspired dangle plug earrings feature a detailed silver-tone sword pendant complete with the unmistakable red Eye of Thu
Nordic Spearhead Earrings for Gauged Ears Some jewelry whispers. These look like they were pulled out of a burial mound and still have unfinished business. The Wyrmfang Spear Dangle Plug Ear
Some jewelry whispers. These politely suggest that you could raid a monastery... but only if someone really deserved it. The Wyrdweave Axe Dangle Plug Earrings feature an intricately woven k