Stash-A-Smoke Dangle Plug Earrings

Some earrings make a statement. These make a statement and carry the evidence. The Stash-a-Smoke Earrings feature functional stainless steel tubes with threaded end caps and enough interior space for one slim, carefully rolled contingency plan of entirely lawful origin. A tiny message? Emergency medication? A miniature scroll containing the names of your enemies? Absolutely. Something paper-wrapped for later, when the day has thoroughly exhausted your patience? We manufacture earrings, not alibis. Whatever secret they are keeping is strictly between you and your ears. Sleek, industrial, and suspiciously practical, these earrings are for people who believe accessories should be functional, unconventional, and prepared for whatever questionable decision comes next. Each pair is assembled by hand by R² using stainless steel components. FEATURES • Functional hollow stainless steel tubes • Se

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