Silver Guitar Dangle Plug Earrings

Silver Guitar Dangle Plug Earrings Tiny guitar. Full-volume intentions. These miniature silver guitars come complete with absurdly tiny strings, frets, pickups, and hardware because apparently even your ear jewelry deserves proper stage equipment. They're shiny, unmistakably guitar-shaped, and ready to spend their existence dangling dramatically from your ears while contributing absolutely nothing to the actual musical performance. Which, frankly, describes a surprising number of people we've seen at concerts. Hand assembled by R² with stainless steel hardware and available with your choice of plug size and color. No amp required. Air guitar remains strongly encouraged. THE AWKWARD BUT NECESSARY PART: These are earrings. They go in your ears. Your ears are part of your body. We feel like this chain of events should be fairly self-explanatory, but hygiene policies require us to actually s

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